Whilst under the influence of this delusion I was read a lot of blogging 'tips'.
One particular tip suggested that you should NEVER make a post apologising for a long blogging absence.
To that guy I say:
Fuck you. I'll do what I want.
So I profusely apologise to all the spam bots who read my blog. This absence has been redonk and I have nothing to blame except pure laziness. Please accept this recap of the last 3 months as an apology. .